डाॅक्टर  :  जब तुमको पता था कि , कार एक लडकी चला रही है , तो तुमको रोड से दुर चलना चाहिये था ..

मरीज  :  अरे कौन सा रोड ,

 मै तो खेत मे बैठा चिलम पी रहा था !!
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