Lajawab Santa
Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye?
Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai Na...
Santa: Vahi Jiski Pichle Saal Shaadi Hui Thi?
Banta: Haan Yaar Vahi. Kal Uski Biwi Mar Gayi.
Santa: Toh!!!???
Banta: Toh Kya? Vo Ro Raha Tha Toh Maine Kaha Ki Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho, Ye Ek Saal Toh Toh Chali Varna Chinese Maal Toh 5-6 Mahine Se Jyada Kahan Chalta Hai???
Bengali: My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses.
Santa: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle.
Doctor To Santa: Aapki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai...
Santa Pehle Toh Bahut Roya... Phir Aansu Ponchte Hue Pucha: Kitne Number Se ???
Santai: Khaana Kya Bana Rahi Ho?
Santa: Aaj Butter Chicken, Chicken Biryani, Butter Naan Aur Saath main Tumhare Liye Chilled Beer Bhi Hai....
Santa: Khaana Bana Rahi Ho Ya Chutiya???