Funny Time Pass Jokes

Ek Aadmi KoPatni Ke Saath Maarpeet Karne Ke Jurm Mein Adalat Mein Peh Kiya Gaya. Judge Ne Pati Se Puri Baat Bade Dhyaan Se Suni Aur Future Mein Doabara Aisa Na Karne Ki Warning Dekar Chod Diya. Agle Hi Din Aadmi Ne Patni Ko Phir Se Maara-Peeta. Usko Phir Se Adalat Mein Usi Judge Ke Saamne Pesh Kiya Gaya. Judge Ne Gusse Se Pucha: Tumhaari Himmat Kaise Hui Apni Patni Ko Dobara Marne-Peetne Ki??? Adalat Ko Mazaak Samajhte Ho Kya? Aadmi Ne Apni Safaai Mein Judge Ko Bataya: Nahi Sir, Aap Meri Puri Baat Sun Lijiye. Kal Jab Aaapne Mujhe Chod Diya Toh Meine Khud Ko Refresh Karne Ke Liye Thodi Si Sharaab Pi Li... Jab Us Se Koi Phark Nahin Pada Toh Thodi Si Aur Laga Li... Aur Deheere-Dheere Kar Ke Mein Saari Bottle Pi Gaya. Peene Ke Baad Jab Mein Ghar Pahuncha Toh Patni Chillakar, Badi Badtameezi Se Boli: Nalayak.... Aa Gaya Naali Ka Ganda Pani Peekar??? Sir Ji, Mainne Chupchaap Sun Liya... Kuch Nahin Kaha. Phir Vo Boli: Besharam, Kuch Kaam Dhandha Bhi Kiya Kar... Sirf Paise Barbaa...

Muhavare Aur Unke Sharabic Arth: Haath Paanv Phoolna: Samay Pe Daaru Ka Na Milna. Oont Ke Moonh Mein Jeera - Daaru Kam Padna. Kaleja Thanda Hona - Pehle Peg Ka Gale Se Neeche Utarna. Munh Meetha Karna - Pehli Baar Kisi Ko Daaru Pilana. Haath Saaf Karna - Party Mein Bottle Ko Dheere se Paar Kar Dena. Neki Kar Dariya Mein Daal - Free Mein Yaaron-Doston Ko Pilana. Aankh Phadakna - Nasha Utar Jaana. Aankh Laal Karna - Ful Tunn Ho Jaana. Andhe Ki Laathi - Koi Free Mein Pilaane Waala Mil Jaana. Angaron Pe Pair Rakhna - Daaru Pee Ke Gar Jaana. Til Ka Taad Banana - Daaru Peekar Updesh Dena. Than-Than Gopal - Peene Ke Liye Paise Na Hona. Dum Mein Dum Aana - Peene Ke Saath Chakna Ka Jugaad Ho Jaana. Chaati Pe Saanp Lotna - Bina Jaankaari Ke Theke Ka Band Ho Jaana. Kaam Tamaam Karna - Puri Bottle Khatam Karna.

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Phayada Hua Hai. Wife: Kaun Sa Phayada? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai. What's the difference between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni Purani Hogi Utna Hi Sir Chad Ke Bolegi. Wife: Sunte Ho Ji? Husband: Haan Bolo! Mujhe Happiness Ki Spelling Batao!! Husband: Likh... UNMARRIED. Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha hai... Banta: Chinta Mat Kar Yaar, Kuch Nahi Hota, Saap Ka Zehar Khatam Ho Gaya Hai, Recharge Kawane Aaya Hhoga. Ek Aadmi Apne Biwi Ke Har Kaam Me Nuks Nikalta Rehta Tha. Agar Wo Anda Boil Kar Ke Deti Toh Kehta Ke Fry Karna Tha, Agar Fry Karti Toh Kehta Ke Boil Karna Tha. Ek Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Diya. Pehle Toh Wo Dono Andon Ko Gaur Say Dekhta Raha, Phir Kehne Laga... Tumhe Akal Kab Ayegi... Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Usko Tumne Boil Kar Dia Aur Jisko Boil Karna Tha Usko Fry Kar Diya. Height of Misunderstanding: Wif...

Friend 1: Yaar Hamare Desh Mein Kis Community Ke Log Sab Se Achhe Nagrik Hain ? Friend 2: Baniye... Friend 1: Matlab? Friend 2: Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai, Desh Ke Acche Nagrik 'Baniye' Desh Bhakt 'Baniye' Samajhdar 'Baniye' Imandar 'Baniye' Sachche 'Baniye' Padhe Likhe 'Baniye' Samajik 'Baniye' Vyavaharik 'Baniye' Shakahari 'Baniye' Satvik 'Baniye' Dharmik 'Baniye'

Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye? Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai Na... Santa: Vahi Jiski Pichle Saal Shaadi Hui Thi? Banta: Haan Yaar Vahi. Kal Uski Biwi Mar Gayi. Santa: Toh!!!??? Banta: Toh Kya? Vo Ro Raha Tha Toh Maine Kaha Ki Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho, Ye Ek Saal Toh Toh Chali Varna Chinese Maal Toh 5-6 Mahine Se Jyada Kahan Chalta Hai??? Bengali: My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses. Santa: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle. Doctor To Santa: Aapki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai... Santa Pehle Toh Bahut Roya... Phir Aansu Ponchte Hue Pucha: Kitne Number Se ??? Santai: Khaana Kya Bana Rahi Ho? Santa: Aaj Butter Chicken, Chicken Biryani, Butter Naan Aur Saath main Tumhare Liye Chilled Beer Bhi Hai.... Santa: Khaana Bana Rahi Ho Ya Chutiya???

Ek Ghane Jungle Se Gujarti Hui Sadak Ke Kinaare Ek Gyani Guru Apne Chele Ke Saath Ek Signboard Lagaa Kar Baithe Huye The, Jis Par Likha Thaa: Thahariye... Aapka Ant Nikat Hai ! Is Se Pehle Ki Bahut Der Ho Jaaye, Rukiye !!! Hum Aapka Jeevan Bacha Sakte Hain ! Ek Car Badi Tezi Se Wahaan Se Gujri. Chele Ne Driver Ko Board Padhne Ke Liye Ishaara Kiya. Car Driver Ne Board Kee Taraf Dekhkar Aur Gaali Dee Aur Chele Se Yah Kahte Hue Nikal Gaya: Tum Log Yahan Jungle Mein Bhi Dhandha Kar Rahe Ho. Sharam Aani Chaahiye Tumko! Chele Ne Badi Asahaye Nazron Se Guruji Ki Taraf Dekhta Hai. Guruji Bole: Jaise Prabhu Ki Ichchha ! Kuchh Hi Der Mein Brakes Ke Cheekhne Kee Aawaaz Aayi Aur Jordaar Dhamaaka Hua. Thodi Der Baad Ek Mini Truck Wahaan Se Gujra. Uska Driver Bhi Chele Ko Dutkarte Hue Aage Chalaa Gaya. Kuchh Samay Ke Baad Phir Brakes Ke Cheekhne Kee Aawaaz Aur Fir Dhadaam ! Guruji Phir Bole: Jaisi Prabhu Kee Ichchha ! Ab Chele Se Nahi Rahaa Gaya Aur Bola: Guruji Prabhu Ki Ichchh...

Ek Sharaabi Sadak Ke Kinaare Bahut Jyaada Peene Ke Kaaran Lagbhag Besudh Saa Pada Huaa Thaa. Ek Bhale Aadmi Ne Uske Paas Aakar Poochha: Aakhir Itni Jyaada Peene Ki Kya Jaroorat Thee ? Sharabi: Majboori Thee. Peene Ke Alaawaa Aur Koi Chaaraa Hee Nahi Thaa.. ! Bhala Aadmi: Aaakhir Aisi Kya Majboori Ho Gayi Thi??? Sharaabi: Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Gayaa Thaa!!!!

Electricity Department Ke Office Ke Saamne Ek Kele Wala Thela Lagaakar Kela Bech Rahaa Tha. Jab Office Kee Chhutti Hui Toh Electricity Department Ke Ek Engineer Ne Kele Wale Se Poochha: Kele Kya Bhav Hain ? Kele Walah: Kis Liye Chahiye ? Engineer: Matlab ? Kelewala: Mandir Mein Chadhaao Toh 30 Rs. Kg. Old Age Home Ke Liye 35 Rs. Kg. School Children Ke Liye 40 Rs. Kg. Ghar Ke Liye 45 Rs. Kg. Aur Hotel Ke Liye 50 Rs. Kg. Engineer: Yeh Kya Baat Hui ? Kele Ek Hee Tarah Ke Aur Bhav Alag-Alag ? Aisa Kyon Bhai? Kela Walah: Ye To Apna Apna Tariff Hai Sir ! Aap Bhi Toh Ek Hee Pole Se Bijli Dete Ho, Ghar Ke Liye Alag Rate, Dukan Ke Alag Rate, Factory Ke Alag Rate.... Hai Ki Nahi ?

Bihar Mein Elections Ke Chalte Rahul Gandhi Wahan Ke Ek Dur -Daraj Ke Gaanv Mein Election Rally Karne Ke Liya Gaya. Kareeb 30-35 Km, Kachchi Aur Tuti Si Sadak Pe Safar Karne Ke Baad Jab Rahul Wahan Pahuncha Toh Dekha Ki Wahan Sirf Ek Hi Kisaan Baitha Hua Tha. Usko Akela Dekh Ke Rahul Baba Bahut Niraash Ho Gaye Aur Kissan Se Bole: Bhai, Tum Toh Ek Hi Ho, Ab Samajh Nahin Aa Raha Ki Bhashan Dun Ya Nahin? Kisaan: Sahab, Mere Ghar Mpe 20 Bail Hain. Main Unhe Chaara Daalne Jaun Aur Wahan Ek Hi Bail Ho Toh Kya Us Akele Bail Ko Chaara Nahin Dalunga? Baaki 19 Bailon Ke Na Hone Ke Karan Kya Us Ek Bail Ka Upwaas Karwa Dun? Kisaan Ka Ye Jawab Sunkar Rahul Ke Andar Josh Aa Jaata Hai Aur Vo Khush Hokar Stage Pe Chad Jaate Hain Aur 2 Ghante Tak Bhaashan Diya. Bhaashan Khatam Hone Ke Baad Rahul Kisaan Se: Bhai, Tumhaari Bailon Waali Baat Aur Udharan Mujhe Bahut Hi Achcha Laga, Isliye Maine Tum Akele Ko Bhaashan Diya. Ab Tum Batao Ki Tumhe Mera Bhashan Kaisa Laga? Kisaan: Sahab Ji, 19 Balon K...

Pati Aur Patni Mein Kisi Baat Par Jabardast Jhagra Ho Gaya. Pati Us Baat Se Naaraz Hokar Patni Se Baat Nahi Kar Rahaa Tha. Patni: Ab Main 10 Tak Ginuungi, Agar Tum Naa Bole Toh Main Zehar Kha Loongi !!! Pati Khaamosh. Patni: Ek !! Pati Khamosh! Patni: Do !! Pati, Phir Bhi Chup. Patni (Pyar Se): Bolo Na Please...!!!! Pati, Apni Mundi Ghumaa Ke Chup. Ab Patni Ka Rona Shuruu. Pati: Pagli, Ginti Chaalu Rakh... Counting... Counting! Patni: Shukar Hai ! Aap Bole Toh....... Nahi To Mai To Zehar Khane Wali Thi !!

Santa Ko Beach Pe Sair Karte Hu Ek Bottle Milti Hai. Vo Usko Uthakar Jaise Hi Uska Dhakkan Kholta Hai, Ek Jinn Prakat Hota Hai Aar Kehta Hai, "Tumne Mujhe Is Bottle Se Azaad Kiya Hai, Mein Tumhe 3 Wishes Deta Hun, Maang Lo Jo Bhi Maangana Hai!" Sanat Phataak Se Bolta Hai, "O Yaar Bahut Pyaas Lagi Hai.... Tu Aisa Kar Pehle Ek Beer Ka Can De De, Baaki Baad Mein Soch Ke Batata Hun... And poof! there was a Can of Beer in his hand. Santa Jhat Se Beer Pee Leta Aur Jaise Hi Can Phainkane Lagta Hai Jinnn Kehta Hai, "Oye, Phainkane Se Pehle Is Can Ko Ek Baar Chek Toh Kar Le... He did and watched as it magically refilled itself with Beer. Santa Hairaani Se, "Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ye Toh Phir Se Bhar Gayi... "That's a magic can. Jab Bhi Tum Ise Khaali Karoge Ye Apne Aap Phir Se Bhar Jayegi." Santa Puchta Hai, "Matlab Ke Ye Kabhi Khaali Nahin Hogi???" Jinn Kehta Hai, "Kabhi Nahin. Aur Batao Santa ji, Aur Kya Chahiye... Apni Baaki ki 2 Wish...

Ek Baar Master Ji Apni Class Ke Bachchon Se Puchne Lage: Bachchon Jis Tarah T20 Cricket Aane Se Cricket Dekhne Ka Maza Badh Gaya Hai Usi Tarah Tum Bhi Kuch Aisa Suggest Karo Ki Tumhaare Exams Bhi Bade Interesting Aur Mazedaar Ho Jayein Aur Sab Bachche Exams Se Darein Na. Jab Koi Nahin Bola Toh Pappu Is Sawaal Ka JAwab Dene K Liye Khada Ho gaya. Master Ji Uske Khurafati Dimaag Se Parichit The, Vo Jaanta The Ki Ulta-Seedha Bolega, Na Chahte Hue Bhi Bole: Jaldi Se Bata. Pappu Gambhir Hokar Bola: Master Ji, Hamara Paper 1 Ghanta Aur 20 Minute Ka Hona Chahiye. Har 20 Minute Ke Baad Students Ko Aapas Mein Baat Karne Ke Liye 2 Minute Ka 'Time Off' Milna Chahiye. Bachchon Ko Ek Free Hit Milni Chahiye, Jismein Bachche Kisi Bhi Ek Question Ka Answer Apni Marzi Se Kuch Bhi Likh Sakte Hon. Pehle 20 Minute Mein 'Power Play' Hona Chahiye Jismein Duty Waale Sir Examination Room Se Bahar Hon. Aur Most Important.... Har Sahi Answer Likhne Pe 'Cheer Girls' Room Mein ...

Ek Baar Ek Seth Ke Ghar Icome Tax Ki Raid Pad Gayi. Income Tax Officer: Baaki Toh Theek Hai Seth Ji, Per Aapne Kutton Ko Jalebi Khilane Ka Kharcha 5 Lakh Rupaye Jo Likhe Hain.. Us Se Hum Satisfied Nahin Hain. Kya Aap Iska Koi Pakka Document Ya Bill Ya Koi Proof Dikha Sakte Hain? Seth: Ji Nahin, Iska Toh Koi Proof Ya Document Nahin Hai Mere Paas. Income Tax Officer: Seth Ji, Ye Toh Problem Ho Gayi.... Haan Ek Raasta Hai... Agar Aap Humein 25,000 Rupaye De Do Toh Hum Baat Ko Yahin Rafa-Dafa Kar Denge. Seth Ji Maan Gaye Aur Bole Ki Theek Hai Sahab, Mein Aapko 25,000 De Deta Hun. Seth Ne Apne Munim Ko Awaaz Lagaai Aur Kaha: Munim Ji, In Logon Ko 25000 Rupaye De Do Aur Khaate Mein Likh Dena Kutton Ne 25000 Ki Jalebiyaan Aur Khaayi....

Main Ye Sochkar TV Ke Aagey Baith Gaya Ki Aaj Ki NEWS Dekhi Jaaye. Bagal Mein Baithi Biwi Apne Daily Ke Serial Mein Kuch Is Kadar Dubi Hui Thi Ki Usko Ye Bhi Ahsaas Nahin Hua Ke Kab Main Aa Ke Uske Saath Baith Gaya. Tabhi Mujhe Khyaal aaya Ki Agar Is Samaye Shrimatiji Se Remote Maanga Toh Bhukamp Aa Jayega... Is Se Toh Achcha Ye Hai Ki Thodi Der Baad News Dekh Li Jaaye Ya Phir Subah Newspaper Pad Lunga. Bas Yehi Sochkar Sofe Se Uhtne Laga. Tabhi Hamar Chota Beta Kamre Mein Aaya Aur Yahan Wahan Kuch Dhoondne Laga. Shrimatiji Abhi BahiApne Serial Mein Gum Thi... Koi Hosh Nahin Ki Beta Bhi Kamere Mein Aa Chuka Hai. Maine Pucha: Kya Dhoond Rahe Ho? Kuch Kho Gaya Hai Kya? Beta Bola: Nahin Papa, Kuch Nahin Khoya, Main Toh Remote Dhoond Raha Haun, Match Dekhna Hai.... Kahan Hai Remote? Maine Shrimatiji Ki Taraf Ishaara Kiya Toh Beta Bola: Arey Papa, Aapka Nahin... TV Ka Remote Chahiye, TV Ka...!!!

Mayeke Gayi Hui Patni Ka Pati Ko Letter: Kripya Instructions Dhyaan Se Padhein. Kaamwali Ko Salary De Di Hai, Jyada Daanveer Mat Ban Jaana. Aapko Kitni Baar Bataya Hai Ki Padosan Ka Akhbaarwala, Doodhwala, Laundrywaala Humse Alag Hai, Har Roz Subah Bahane Se Puchne Mat Pahunch Jaana Ki Aapka Akhbaara Aa Gaya... Almaari Mein Left Side Pe Aapke Underwar Aur Baniyan Rakhi Hai Aur Right Side Pe Pappu Ke, Last Time Saara Din Office Mein Upar -Neeche Kheench Rahe The... Chashma Sahi Jagah Pe Rakhna, Pichli Baar Jab Mein 5 Din Baad Aayi Thi Tab Fridge Mein Mila Tha... Apna Mobile Sambhaal Kar Rakhna, Pichli Baar Bathroom Mein Soap Case Mein Mila Tha. Mujhe Toh Ye Samajh Nahin Aaya Ki Bathroom Mein Mobile Ka Kya Kaam Hota Hai. Aur Haan, Yaaron-Doston Ko Jyada Jama Mat Karna. Yaad Hai Pichli Baar Sofe Ke Cover Se Kitne Saare Mungfali Aur Santre Ki Chilke Mile The Aur Bed Ke Neeche Beedi-Cigarettes Ke Tukde. Aur Most Important Baat: Jyada Khush Hone Ki Zaroorat Nahin Hai, Mein K...

Ek Ladke Ko Ek Police Wale Ke Saath Gaali-Galauch Aur Maar-Peet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Magistrate Ke Saamne Pesh Kiya Gaya. Magistrate: Kya Hua Tha? Yuvak: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Mein Tha Aur Chupchaap, Bade Hi Shaantipurn Tareeke Se Apni Girlfriend Se Pyaar Bhari Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Ye Police Waala Wahan Aaya. Pata Nahin Ise Phone Karne Ki Itni Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Isne Booth Ka Darwaza Khola, Meri Baaju Pakadkar Mujhe Bahar Kheench Liya Aur Dhakka Dekar Road Pe Gira Diya. Magistrate: Toh Isliye Tumhe Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Tumne Isko Gaaliyaan Di Aur Isko Maara Bhi? Yuvak: Ji Janaab. Magistrate: Ye Toh Sach Mein Is Policewaale Ki Jyadti Hai... Jab Tum Pehle Se Hi Booth Ke Andar The Aur Baat Kar Rahe The Toh Isko Toh Intezar Karna Chahiye Tha. Yuavk: Itna Hi Nahin Janaab, Mujhe Bahar Nikaalne Ke Baad Isne Aur Bhi Jyada Badsalooki Ki... Magistrate: Achcha!!! Aur Kya Kiya Isne? Yuvak: Mujhe Bahar Nikalne Ke Baad Isne Meri Girlfriend Ko Bhi Haath Pakadkar Bahar Nikal...

Aapka Swagat Hai. 1. Apna Card Nikalein Aur ATM Mein Insert Karein. 2. Apna Card Bahar Nikalein. 3. Ab Apna Pin Number Type Karein. 4. Avashyak Amount Bharein. 5. Apna Amount Aur Receipt Collect Karein. 6. Atm Ka Use Karne Ke Liye Dhanyavaad. For Ladies: 1. Hey Bhagwaan. 2. Apne Hand Bag Mein Rakha Saara Samaan Side Waale Table Pe Nikaal Ke Rakh Dein Taaki Aap Apna Card Asaani Se Dhoond Sakein. 3. Card Nikaalein Aur Atm Mein Daalein. 4. Ab Card Bahar Nikaalein Aur Dobara Sahi Tareeke Se Insert Karein. 5. Ab Table Par Pade Samaan Mein Se Vo Diary Nikaalein Jismein Aapne Apna Pin Code Likha Hai. 6. Hand Bag Mein Lage Mirror Mein Apna Make-Up Check Karein. 7. Diary Mein Likhe Pin Number Ke Ek-Ek Digit Ke Neeche Ungli Rakhte Hue Araam Se Entry Karein. 8. Bahar Line Mein Khade Gusse Mein Aa Chuke Logon Ko 2 Minute Rukne Ka Ishaara Karein. 9. Apni Passbook Nikaalein Jismein Aapke Last Transaction Ki Raseed Rakhi Hogi, Jis Se Aapke Account Mein Present Balance Pata Chal Sak...

Pati-Pani Car Se Ek Shaadi Attend Karne Jaa Rahe The. Raaste Mein Car Puncture Hi Gayi... Bechaara Pati Utara Aur Stepni Badalne Ke Kaam Mein Lag Gaya. Patni Bhi Utri Aur Utarte Hi Apne Pati ko Ulta-Seedha Bolne Lagi . Suniye Uski Bak-Bak. Dekha Kar Nahin Chala Sakte The, Kisi Nokile Patthar Pe Chada Di, Puncture Toh Hua Hi Dent Pada So Alag. Pata Nahin Kaise Driver Ho, Biwi Ko Baitha Kar Bhi Raough Driving Karte Ho, Zaroor Nazar Kahin Idhar-Udhar Hogi, Ya Kisi Aur Ke Khayalon Mein Gum Hoge. Pata Nahin Kisne Tumko License Diya. Koi Kaam Dhang Se Aur Theek Se Nahin Kar Sakte Tum. Ab Pata Nahin Stepni Theek Bhi Hai Ya Nahi. Aur Sabse Badi Baat Ki Ab Shaadi Mein Bhi Der Se Pahunchenge, Socha Tha Meri Nayi Saree Dekh Kar Sab Jalengi Mujhse, Lekin Ab Toh Varmaala Ke Baad Hi Pahunchenge, Tumse Toh Meri Khushi Dekhi Nahin Jaati. Arey, Bade Ajeeb Aadmi Ho, Kuch Kahoge Bhi Ya Yun Hi Gunge Bane Rahoge? Meri Toh Kismat Hi Phooti Ki Tum Jais Aadmi Mila. Bolte-Bolte Bechaari Ka...

Ek Baar Tommy Naam Ka Kutta Apne Relatives Se Milne Shehar Chala Gaya. Tommy Se Milkar Sab Bade Khush Hue. Sabne Decide Kiya Ki Tommy Ko Shehar Dikhaya Jaaye. Bas Phir Kya Tha, Kutton Ka Jhund Tommy Ko Lekar Ghumne Nikal Pada. Saar Din Ghumne-Phirne Ke Baad Jab Jhund Ghar Pahuncha Toh Shaam Ho Chuki Thi, Tommy Kaafi Thak Gaya Tha Aur Usko Bhookh Bhi Lagi Thi. Tommy: Chacha, Bahut Zor Se Bhookh Lagi Hai, Kuch Intezaam Kar Do. Tommy Ka Chacha: Bhookh Lagi Hai? Chal Aa Hamare Saath, Tujhe Ek Party Mein Le Chalte Hain. Kutton Ka Jhund Tommy Ko Lekar Ek Park Mein Pahuncha Jahan Kuch Yaar Dost Party Kar Rahe The. Sab Baith Kar Dekhne Lage. Party Abhi Start Hui Thi. Sabke Haathon Mein Peg Tha. Yaaron Ne Apna-Apna Peg Khatam Kiya, Chicken Leg-Piece Khaya Aur Haddi Ko Dustbin Mein Daal Diya. Tommy: Chacha, Dustbin Se Haddiyaan Kaise Nikalein? Chacha: Abhi Ruk Thodi Der Aur Baitha Reh Araam Se. Thodei Der Yaaron Ne Dusra Peg Khatam Kiya Aur Is Baar Leg-Piece Kha Ke Haddiyon Ko ...

Ek Baar Ek Kachari Mein Ek Gawah Kaafi Lambe-Lambe Bayaan De Raha Tha. Sarkaari Vakeel Naraaz Ho Gaya. Vo Thoda Gusse Se Gawah Ko Bolta Hai: Itna Jyada Biolne Ki Zaroorat Nahin Hai. Tumse Jo Bhi Poocha Jaye Uska Jawaab Sirf Haan Ya Na Mein Do. Gawah: Huzoor, Har Sawaal Ka Jawaab Haan Ya Naa Mein Nahin Diya Ja Sakta. Vakeel: Bilkul Diya Ja Sakta Hai. Tum Mujhse Kuch Bhi Pucho Mein Sirf Haan Ya Naa Mein Jwaab Dekar Dikhata Hun. Gawah: Theek Hai Huzoor, aapki Zid Pe Mein Apse Ek Sawaal Puchta Hun. Aap Sirf Haan Ya Naa Mein Jawaab Dena. Vakeel: Theek Hai, Pucho. Gawah: Huzoor, Kya Aapki Biwi Ne Apko Peetna Band Kar Diya Hai ? Vakeel Abhi Tak Behosh Hai.