Funny Time Pass Jokes

DuriYon ki na parvah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye, Hum dur nahi zyada aapse . . Bas ek bottle MAAZA Aur 5 Samose taaza Mangwa lijiye..!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami".

Santa : matlbi dost se bach kar raho. Banta : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye. Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

husband-talak lena hai, advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge, husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi. advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ek operation ke baad patient bola: 'doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?' Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj hun!!!! ---------------------